Grumpy Old Clanners
Grank: Hello, and welcome back for another wonderful,
informative...
Hrok: ...hair raising...
Grank: ...and factual gripe session. Today we have
a treat for you crawlers - JoMamma! One of our spotlight Grumpy Old Clanners.
He's coming to us live via sunstone and is wearing his old suit of armor!
Wow! Isn't that amazing!
Hrok: Er, yeah, I can hardly
contain myself
Grank: ...
Hrok: Sorry old man, I'm very
excited...woo woo
Grank: Much better. Welcome to the Grumpy Old Clanners
website, Jo
JoMamma: 'lo
Grank: I heard there was a really bad GD infection
in the waaaaay early 30's and late 20's. Care to comment on that?
JoMamma: Uh, I killed them
Hrok: Hmm, we also remember
some really bad orga attacks in the mid 30's...what can you tell us about
that?
JoMamma: Uh, I killed them too
Grank: ...
JoMamma: Er, I killed them...good?
Old gripes!
Grank: Yea, I'm sure you did...here's a cookie
for your efforts...
JoMamma: Oooh, cookie! Gee guys, thanks!
Hrok: Maybe we should switch subjects here. So, JoMamma, what have you been doing all
this time? From all the items and such, I'd say you were quite the adventurer...
JoMamma: Well...I killed stuff,
and I, uh, got coins from killing them. That's about it.
Grank: ... Ack, damnit Jo, now I'm the wrong color...better
Grank ponders: Good Gaia! This guy is a walking death
machine, a brute of unstatured strength with the IQ of a rock...
JoMamma: Say guys, I really
need to kill something, because I haven't killed something in the last
3 minutes and that just, well, goes against my morals. Adios!
Hrok coughs
Grank: Well, another wonderful gripe session, in which
I think I have a great gripe - how the hell has he gotten so far when all
he does is kill stuff? Why, in my day blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Hrok: Uh, stay tuned tomorrow,
where we gripe about bunnies, newbies, and the like. Sure Grank, right...I'll
bet - slaughtered 30 coiners? Wow, you're just a suave sylvan (better leave
while you still can)...slaughter GDs eh? Oh, you slaughter them in one
hit, I see - sorry.
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