Llerendel on Rules for Living

1. funny
2. consise
3. true
4. clear to the novice exile
5. obscure unless you've "been there"
6. alliteration's acceptable and consonance counts

And most importantly, if you submit your rule to the newsgroup, instead of emailing it directly to me, you must remove everyone else's included text.

If other people post or email their Rules, I will collect them, make one final repost, and put them on the spiderweb outside our door. See .sig for location.

Llerendel's Color Rule for Fighters

Run on Red, Go on Green

Notelrac's Color Rule for Healers

Red before Yellow, Yellow before Green

Arneus' Guide for Looking Stupid

After killing the Maha Ruknee, the rats will get you.

Notelrac's Cognitive Conjundrum

Asking for good karma gets you bad karma

Myth II's Cojundrum Corrilary

Asking for bad karma gets you bad karma, too

Notelrac's Note for Newbies

If you haven't seen it before, Run Away!

Elenis' Giant Anachriod Grumble

After killing one, you will always be hit by the next

Llerendel's First Rule for Bricks

Don't heal the Brick

Llerendel's Second Rule for Bricks

Don't be a Brick yourself

Llerendel's Hierarchical Hypothesis

Now matter your strength, some monster out there can kill you