{"id":870,"date":"2000-03-11T16:19:44","date_gmt":"2000-03-11T23:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=870"},"modified":"2000-03-11T16:19:44","modified_gmt":"2000-03-11T23:19:44","slug":"beauty-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2000\/03\/beauty-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Beauty Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<font>Day 36, Year 537 of the Ascendancy<\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n<font>Today, the much anticipated Beauty Contest was<br \/>\nheld. The DJs for the day were Heccacia, Oddeseus, Phineas, Sor and<br \/>\nTonle, with the special guest Chum. The contestants competed for two<br \/>\ncategories, &#8220;Best Dressed&#8221; and &#8220;Best Swimsuit&#8221;. The contestants stepped<br \/>\nonto the stage, one by one, and strutted their stuff as the judges<br \/>\njudged them. One contestant, the Halfling Iho, went as far as to do the<br \/>\nBacon Dance in tune to the DJs&#8217; music, which in turn created a<br \/>\nmoshpitting frenzy within the crowd.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><font><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/bacondance.gif\" alt=\"It's the Bacon Dance!\" width=\"349\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n<font>After all the dust had settled, Althea was a<br \/>\nthousand coins richer, having won the &#8220;Best Dressed&#8221; category, while<br \/>\nSutai took home a cluster of Lila Berries and 2000 coins for having the<br \/>\nbest swimsuit. The runner up was Pacifist Thoom, and Una was<br \/>\ndisqualified for having bribed the judges.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n<font>In other news, Alorthia discovered a strange new<br \/>\ntype of Flying Snake in the South Forest. It looks just like any other<br \/>\nFlying Snake, but what is strange about it is that jumps from exile to<br \/>\nexile, attacking them from underneath them. This puts the Snake in an<br \/>\nexcellent position to attack, while making it almost impossible for<br \/>\nexiles to attack it. I&#8217;ve made a short <a href=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/files\/jumpingsnake.sit\"> Vision Stone<\/a> of the strange creature.  Yi have to see it, to believe it!<\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><font><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/jumpingsnake.gif\" alt=\"The Strange Snake\" width=\"76\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 36, Year 537 of the Ascendancy Today, the much anticipated Beauty Contest was held. The DJs for the day were Heccacia, Oddeseus, Phineas, Sor and Tonle, with the special guest Chum. The contestants competed for two categories, &#8220;Best Dressed&#8221; and &#8220;Best Swimsuit&#8221;. The contestants stepped onto the stage, one by one, and strutted their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}