{"id":826,"date":"2002-05-27T00:30:10","date_gmt":"2002-05-27T07:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=826"},"modified":"2002-05-27T00:30:10","modified_gmt":"2002-05-27T07:30:10","slug":"broke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2002\/05\/broke\/","title":{"rendered":"Broke"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day 99, Year 546 of the Ascendancy<\/font><\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n

\n
\nOnce again my purse has been deflated to a pitiful state, flopping
\nabout at my side without its usual comforting ‘clink’. It’s true that
\nas a Mystic I am no stranger to poverty, but I swear there must be a
\nhole in my purse, at the rate at which my coins are disapearing. A very
\nlarge hole indeed.<\/font><\/p>\n

\nGranted, I am not completely without income– I
\nstill manage to scrape together a few coins from furs, and I often get
\ngenerous donations for opening illusions for wealthy exiles. However,
\nbetween my bad gambling habit, and expensive mystic research, my
\ncoppers don’t stand a chance.<\/font><\/p>\n

\nI am not without a plan though. One of the latest
\ncrazes to hit Puddleby are the raffles which are held in the Auction
\nHouse every week. It seems that even trivial items sometimes go for
\ngood prices there, and I’ve a few ideas which might just win me some
\nmoney.<\/font><\/p>\n

\nMy first idea so far has been a flop though. I
\ntried raffling a bunch of bitter berries that I found on Devil’s
\nIsland, and received no raffle tickets for it at all! I guess people
\ndon’t understand the value of an item that allows one to fall at will.
\nOr maybe its resemblance to bramble berries turned off buyers. I’ve got
\nother ideas though.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

<\/font><\/p>\n

\nIn other news, I’ve heard that a non-PM party has
\nrecently navigated Umbrion’s Zodiac Maze successfully and acquired an
\nEthereal Helemt. This party was, to my knowledge, the first non-PM
\nparty to do so.<\/font><\/p>\n

\nApparently the Ethereal Helmet is an item which
\nboosts the mental energy of its wearer. Definately an item of interest
\nto mystics, even if it only lasts for a 24 hour period. Now we have the
\nknowledge to acquire 3 of the 6 Ethereal items.<\/font><\/p>\n

\nThree down, three to go!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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