{"id":751,"date":"2001-05-28T17:38:18","date_gmt":"2001-05-29T00:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=751"},"modified":"2001-05-28T17:38:18","modified_gmt":"2001-05-29T00:38:18","slug":"drunken-darshak-invasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2001\/05\/drunken-darshak-invasion\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunken Darshak Invasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><font>Day 49, Year 542 of the Ascendancy<\/font><\/b><font><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/49-542.gif\" width=\"318\"><\/p>\n<p>\n<font><br \/>\nToday, as I strolled into town after a long day of adventure, I caught<br \/>\nthe scent of alcohol in the air. I quietly pondered about where the<br \/>\nsmell could be coming from, when suddenly, a drunk Darshak sailor<br \/>\nwalked right into me. I was surprised, to say the least, and I fled to<br \/>\ntown center, with the Darshak slowly lurching after me. Soon, several<br \/>\nmore Darshak appeared, and after they were dispatched, we gathered our<br \/>\nforces and headed west, to combat a potential Darshak invasion.<br \/>\nHowever, when we reached the beaches, there wasn&#8217;t a single Waship in<br \/>\nsight. Puzzled, we were returning to town, when an alarm was sounded in<br \/>\nthe Brewery. There, we met a force of about 20 or so drunken sailors.<br \/>\nLuckily, the inebriated seamen could hardly walk in a straight line,<br \/>\nmuch less combat us exiles. The battle lasted for only minutes, before<br \/>\nthe last of the sailors hit the floor, with a satisfied belch. Thus,<br \/>\nour beer(or what remained of it) was saved. Check out a short <a href=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/files\/drunks.sit\"><u>Vision Stone<\/u><\/a> of the event.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 49, Year 542 of the Ascendancy Today, as I strolled into town after a long day of adventure, I caught the scent of alcohol in the air. I quietly pondered about where the smell could be coming from, when suddenly, a drunk Darshak sailor walked right into me. I was surprised, to say the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}