{"id":715,"date":"2001-12-20T16:51:22","date_gmt":"2001-12-20T23:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=715"},"modified":"2001-12-20T16:51:22","modified_gmt":"2001-12-20T23:51:22","slug":"bards-potatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2001\/12\/bards-potatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bards &amp; Potatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><font>Day 170, Year 544 of the Ascendancy<\/font><\/b><font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/170-544.gif\" height=\"205\" width=\"275\"><\/p>\n<p>\n<font><br \/>\nWell, the 212th recorded Chaos Storm has swept through Puddleby,<br \/>\nbringing about quite a few changes to the lands. The most notable is<br \/>\nthat the passes have shifted a little, revealing a small river valley<br \/>\ninhabitted by never before seen wendecka, including wendecka<br \/>\nbabies(which exiles slaughter mercilessly, of course). There also seems<br \/>\nto be large crop of potatos popping up in the northern farms, though<br \/>\nexiles have yet to figure out what to do with these starchy roots.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n<font>In other news, after years of practice and<br \/>\ncomposition, I was finally inducted into the Bard&#8217;s Guild as a full<br \/>\nbard! Now I can play my music anywhere I want to, and I also get to<br \/>\nwear a fancy gold Bard belt. Phineas has written more about this on <a href=\"http:\/\/bardsretreat.org\/\"><u>his scrolls<\/u><\/a>.<br \/>\nIf yi ever want to hear some short ocarina tunes, just ask. On the flip<br \/>\nside though, my Orga Drum broke after just a couple uses, which is<br \/>\nrather disapointing. I&#8217;m on the look out for another drum, so let me<br \/>\nknow if yi see any around.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 170, Year 544 of the Ascendancy Well, the 212th recorded Chaos Storm has swept through Puddleby, bringing about quite a few changes to the lands. The most notable is that the passes have shifted a little, revealing a small river valley inhabitted by never before seen wendecka, including wendecka babies(which exiles slaughter mercilessly, of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=715"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/715\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}