{"id":712,"date":"2001-12-23T16:47:31","date_gmt":"2001-12-23T23:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=712"},"modified":"2001-12-23T16:47:31","modified_gmt":"2001-12-23T23:47:31","slug":"bawkmas-season-arrives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2001\/12\/bawkmas-season-arrives\/","title":{"rendered":"Bawkmas Season Arrives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><font>Day 181, Year 544 of the Ascendancy<\/font><\/b><font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/181-544.gif\" height=\"200\" width=\"295\"><\/p>\n<p>\n<font><br \/>\nMerry Skristmas, Bawkmas, and Thoomas everybody! The holiday seasons<br \/>\nare really getting into high gear now, with lights going up everywhere<br \/>\nand candy raining down from the sky, with the festivities broken only<br \/>\nby a few minor orga and vermine invasions. There&#8217;s also been a new area<br \/>\ndiscovered on the western side of North Field, which leads to a snowy<br \/>\narea inhabitted by Polar Bears and Snow Cougars! There&#8217;s a friendly<br \/>\nmerchant there who sells tasty eggnog, and a wandering Thoom lady(not<br \/>\nMa Tota!) who slices up potatoes into nice strips. Now all we have to<br \/>\ndo is find some way to fry all these potato strips!<\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n<font>In other news, the mystic\/astronomer Luminary was<br \/>\nadvanced to the station of full Mystic today, on this first day of<br \/>\nSummer. Afterwards, there was a small party in town with lots of beer,<br \/>\nto celebrate Luminary&#8217;s promotion. Luminary put away enough beers to<br \/>\nmake a dwarf proud, and even had shot of sylvan whiskey, which the<br \/>\nmischievious Malkor purchased for her. However, even after all that<br \/>\ndrink, Luminary managed to stay on her feet. Malkor was not so lucky<br \/>\nthough, as he was nibbled to death in a vermine invasion that came<br \/>\nshortly after Luminary&#8217;s promotion. F&#8217;nom grudos to Luminary,<br \/>\nPuddleby&#8217;s newest Mystic!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 181, Year 544 of the Ascendancy Merry Skristmas, Bawkmas, and Thoomas everybody! The holiday seasons are really getting into high gear now, with lights going up everywhere and candy raining down from the sky, with the festivities broken only by a few minor orga and vermine invasions. There&#8217;s also been a new area discovered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}