{"id":649,"date":"2004-12-21T20:45:34","date_gmt":"2004-12-22T03:45:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=649"},"modified":"2004-12-21T20:45:34","modified_gmt":"2004-12-22T03:45:34","slug":"reindeer-invasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2004\/12\/reindeer-invasion\/","title":{"rendered":"Reindeer Invasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stepped out of the library today, and found myself on the receiving end of a headbutt.  I looked around, expecting to see an excited Zo, but instead found town overrun by a bunch of drunken reindeer.<br \/>\nReindeer trophies had been exactly what I was looking for, so I took out my chain and quickly began chaining the reindeer as soon as the fighters felled them.  Soon, I had a sizable collection of reindeer carcasses, and with the help of Kazik and Philip Peltkeeper, I was able to get them stuffed.<br \/>\nI soon learned, however, that the reindeer belonged to a Drunken Elf, who&#8217;s animals had escaped after they had gotten a hold of the &#8220;special feed.&#8221;  A number of exiles helped gather the remaining reindeer, and returned them to the grateful sylvan.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"drunkenelf.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/drunkenelf.gif\" width=\"193\" height=\"142\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"trappeddrunkelf.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/trappeddrunkelf.gif\" width=\"298\" height=\"223\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"gratefuldrunkelf.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/gratefuldrunkelf.gif\" width=\"166\" height=\"123\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nMeanwhile, Kazik and I returned to the clan house to display our newly won trophies.  With the addition of the reindeer, the Bawkmas display is finally complete!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"bawkmasdeco.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/bawkmasdeco.gif\" width=\"383\" height=\"288\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nMerry Bawkmas everyone!  Don&#8217;t let Santa&#8217;noth catch you doing anything naughty!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stepped out of the library today, and found myself on the receiving end of a headbutt. I looked around, expecting to see an excited Zo, but instead found town overrun by a bunch of drunken reindeer. Reindeer trophies had been exactly what I was looking for, so I took out my chain and quickly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}