{"id":591,"date":"2004-06-18T17:32:24","date_gmt":"2004-06-19T00:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=591"},"modified":"2004-06-18T17:32:24","modified_gmt":"2004-06-19T00:32:24","slug":"fat-alice-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2004\/06\/fat-alice-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat Alice Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those who haven&#8217;t been keeping up with recent events, exiles were finally able to purchase the full-text of the book that Fat Alice has been touting as the way to kill Rowl, a super-powerful Lyfelidae that has been terrorizing Kizmia&#8217;s Isle of late.  The pages of the book were all written in code, but exiles were able to decipher the text, which reads as follows:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rowl the violent first born and bitter&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Groar the peaceful last of the litter&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Rowl in anger ate all of the kits&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Groar fled away by using his wits&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Rowl hungers and searches the last to devour&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Groar unearthed the source of their power&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Rowl takes the strength of all of his kin&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Groar only sleeping may save his skin&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Rowl ignorant with the stone he could rule&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Groar the wise guards the powerful jewel.&#8221;<br \/>\nWhat this has to do with defeating Rowl is still unclear.  I suspect we will need to obtain the jewel, which is mentioned in the verses of the poem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who haven&#8217;t been keeping up with recent events, exiles were finally able to purchase the full-text of the book that Fat Alice has been touting as the way to kill Rowl, a super-powerful Lyfelidae that has been terrorizing Kizmia&#8217;s Isle of late. The pages of the book were all written in code, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}