{"id":573,"date":"2004-03-12T22:10:20","date_gmt":"2004-03-13T05:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=573"},"modified":"2004-03-12T22:10:20","modified_gmt":"2004-03-13T05:10:20","slug":"transgendered-thoom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2004\/03\/transgendered-thoom\/","title":{"rendered":"Transgendered Thoom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in town today minding my own business, when the Thoom Merlisk came prancing into town dressed up as a woman(with fake breasts and all).  Now, I&#8217;ve come across many strange sights before in my travels, but this was one sight I could have done without.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"fruitythoom.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/fruitythoom.gif\" width=\"171\" height=\"112\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nApparently Merlisk(or Merliska, as he now calls himself) was dressed like a woman in an attempt to sneak into the Woman&#8217;s Hut.  His clanmate Leonin suspected him of having gender issues.  In any case, I left before things grew too weird.  Sometimes I have wonder about those fruity Thooms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in town today minding my own business, when the Thoom Merlisk came prancing into town dressed up as a woman(with fake breasts and all). Now, I&#8217;ve come across many strange sights before in my travels, but this was one sight I could have done without. Apparently Merlisk(or Merliska, as he now calls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}