{"id":572,"date":"2004-03-08T20:03:44","date_gmt":"2004-03-09T03:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=572"},"modified":"2004-03-08T20:03:44","modified_gmt":"2004-03-09T03:03:44","slug":"musical-malkor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2004\/03\/musical-malkor\/","title":{"rendered":"Musical Malkor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"malkorthebard.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/malkorthebard.gif\" width=\"164\" height=\"63\" border=\"1\" \/><br \/>\nBards everywhere were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/pages\/shockedbards.html\">shocked and apalled<\/a> yesterday, when the evil Hendrux announced that he had inducted the trickster Malkor into the Bard&#8217;s Guild as a full member.  All the bards in the lands rallied to see whether this new bard had any musical talent in him, but to our horror and amazement, we learned that he had dumped all his instruments in Junko&#8217;s junkyard, and lost all his music!  The Bard Master Coriakin almost fainted right there on the spot.<br \/>\nMalkor eventually got away from us, and can now be spotted in town sporting his <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.thoomcare.com\/archives\/001520.html#001520\" TARGET=\"_new\">new belt<\/a>.  Oh Mai&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bards everywhere were shocked and apalled yesterday, when the evil Hendrux announced that he had inducted the trickster Malkor into the Bard&#8217;s Guild as a full member. All the bards in the lands rallied to see whether this new bard had any musical talent in him, but to our horror and amazement, we learned that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}