{"id":532,"date":"2002-11-10T03:15:54","date_gmt":"2002-11-10T10:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=532"},"modified":"2002-11-10T03:15:54","modified_gmt":"2002-11-10T10:15:54","slug":"tara-poisons-puddleby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2002\/11\/tara-poisons-puddleby\/","title":{"rendered":"Tara Poisons Puddleby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 58, Year 548<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"weblogDayText\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar-files\/img\/taramuffins.gif\" alt=\"Tara and her muffins\" height=\"174\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"250\"><br \/><font size=\"-1\"><b>Tara drops a batch of deadly muffins<\/b><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<p>\nTara&#8217;s muffins are one of the most infamous food products in Puddleby,<br \/>\nranking right up there with bitter berries and Haricot&#8217;s &#8220;gourmet&#8221;<br \/>\nlunches. Tara often claims that the only thing that goes into her<br \/>\nmuffins is &#8220;lovin&#8221;, but any exile who has had the misfortune of tasting<br \/>\none of her muffins will disagree. Those who eat Tara&#8217;s muffins often<br \/>\nsuffer from harmful side-effects ranging from stomach aches to death.<\/p>\n<p>Today Tara was up to her usual mischief, passing off her<br \/>\nbrownies to unsuspecting exiles. At first, her success was somewhat<br \/>\nlimited, but soon the inhabitants of Puddleby were overcome by a strong<br \/>\n&#8220;muffin hunger&#8221;, that compelled them to eat Tara&#8217;s muffins, whether<br \/>\nthey wanted to or not. Only the strongest willed exiles were able to<br \/>\nresist the urge to eat one of Tara&#8217;s muffins, and then, only just<br \/>\nbarely.<\/p>\n<p>Over the course of an hour, Tara dropped more than half a dozen<br \/>\nplates of muffins, and poisoned nearly every exile in town. The people<br \/>\nthat ate the muffins were overcome by a sense of sickness, and more<br \/>\nthan a dozen people fell due to poisoned muffins.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps it is not the Darshak or the Orga threats that we<br \/>\nshould worry about, but Tara? Surely, she is one of the greatest<br \/>\nthreats that we exiles face today.\n<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 58, Year 548 Tara drops a batch of deadly muffins Tara&#8217;s muffins are one of the most infamous food products in Puddleby, ranking right up there with bitter berries and Haricot&#8217;s &#8220;gourmet&#8221; lunches. Tara often claims that the only thing that goes into her muffins is &#8220;lovin&#8221;, but any exile who has had the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}