{"id":452,"date":"2003-02-18T23:10:46","date_gmt":"2003-02-19T06:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puddleby.com\/lundar\/?p=452"},"modified":"2003-02-18T23:10:46","modified_gmt":"2003-02-19T06:10:46","slug":"kiril-transcripts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/2003\/02\/kiril-transcripts\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiril Transcripts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Day 111, Year 549<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\"><br \/><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"weblogDayText\"><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve uploaded a few more transcripts of conversations with Kiril Drakesblood:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\"><br \/><\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Tigger yells, &#8220;Kiril&#8230;your shaks down are are saying naughty things about you, you should KILL them!&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood exclaims, &#8220;What?!&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;It&#8217;s true.&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger asks, &#8220;You guys all heard right?&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;Which of you did that?&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger exclaims, &#8220;That guy RIGHT THERE!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Sensi giggles)<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Then they will die.&#8221;<br \/>\nLundar says, &#8220;If yi push us west, we&#8217;ll tell yi where Polerand lives&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;That hardly matters now.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Once I control town I&#8217;ll be able to open the vault anytime.&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;And that swarthy fellow over there said you play poker with Ankrus on the weekends.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;Who be that?&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;One of our elders.&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;A human, no less.&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;I mean you should be insulted.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;An elder? Does he have coins then?&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;And that guy wearing the olive said he&#8217;s gonna cut yer throat and keep the 50k himself.&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;And uh this rat here sqeaked at you, you should lop its little head off right now.&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood laughs.)<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Ye should learn something, me lads.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;And lasses.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;The smaller a lie, the more believable.&#8221;<br \/>\nLundar says, &#8220;That rats pretty small&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood grins.)<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Kiril Drakesblood starts dragging you.<br \/>\nLundar says, &#8220;erm&#8221;<br \/>\n(Topaz tries to bite through the chain)<br \/>\nTigger exclaims, &#8220;Git yer filthy mitts off me Drakeblood!&#8221;<br \/>\nLundar says, &#8220;hostages&#8221;<br \/>\nSensi says, &#8220;hmm. wonder what she&#8217;s up to&#8221;<br \/>\nTara yells, &#8220;no muffin wuv for you !&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been warned about yer muffins.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Ye didn&#8217;t want ta be me subjects.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood exclaims, &#8220;Now we see if ye&#8217;ll serve as me wall!&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Sensi says, &#8220;what if we did pay&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;Yeah we&#8217;ll pay you uh&#8230;next week.&#8221;<br \/>\n(Indigo glares coldly.)<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;the people will not bow to this bribery.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;I knew ye&#8217;d never pay me ransom.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Although I did hear o&#8217; one group considerin&#8217; it&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood smiles thinly.)<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;pfft&#8230;the mistix.&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;Mistix are trained in deception, even we know that.&#8221;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\"><br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Mjollnir says, &#8220;we wont be rescued until they come to reclaim east town&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;and when they do that they&#8217;ll wipe the floor with your troops&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;hell you outnumber us 5 to one and you still cant beat us&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Better ta die in honor than ta grovel.&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir asks, &#8220;who&#8217;se grovaling?&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;I think she speaks for herself.&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Mjollnir says, &#8220;you&#8217;re getting lax kiril and letting the rats in&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;rat&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;go on Kiril fetch&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood spits at the rat.)<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Indigo says, &#8220;Kiril&#8230; perhaps if you told us something very useful, we would call off our friends.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood yells, &#8220;Curses on Necro! Never trust anyone whose feet don&#8217;t touch the ground!&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;You know they will come for you and end this.&#8221;<br \/>\nAmberdrake says, &#8220;you know we&#8217;ll never lose&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;Ye think they will, eh?&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;And what choice do I have?&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;you could pack up and go home no more said&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood exclaims, &#8220;Har!&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood exclaims, &#8220;A cowards suggestion!&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;I have a few thousand coins to offer.&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;If you tell us where and how we can make explosives.&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;You could disappear. You are cunning that way.&#8221;<br \/>\n(Indigo tries to look sincere.)<br \/>\nTigger says, &#8220;Your choice Kiril, just don&#8217;t expect any mercy when the time comes.&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;yei.&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;first we&#8217;ll destroy your army then we&#8217;ll destroy you&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;Ye all talk big, but ye see how long ittakes fer yer townsfolk ta come help yes?&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;They are nai fools. You led them into a deathtrap once already.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll not take that cowardly way.&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Leinis yells, &#8220;its dragging me!&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood yells, &#8220;Well done, me lad.&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;you and Necro get big thrills out of dragging off fallens dont you? you two are exactly the same&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood growls.)<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Necro is a foul creature. I have honor.&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir asks, &#8220;Honor?&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;You have naithing.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;More than ye&#8217;ll ever have, landlubber scum.&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Kiril Drakesblood yells, &#8220;Now! Attack!&#8221;<br \/>\nEbonheart says, &#8220;Ambush&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nTonoto yells, &#8220;damn it&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood laughs in delight.)<br \/>\n(Merlisk sighs)<br \/>\nTonoto yells, &#8220;next time chain&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">The Necromancer points at Naferu and makes a strange gesture.<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;Necro&#8230;. take Kiril and go home.&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood laughs mirthlessly.)<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;You cannot even tell a simple necromancer from Necro?&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir says, &#8220;any real commander wouldnt have had to stoop to using undead soldiers&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;You are right. I should never have trusted Necro.&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Kintok says, &#8220;Wow&#8230; I did quite poorly&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Ah, thank you for coming to add to my wall.&#8221;<br \/>\nKintok says, &#8220;My pleasure&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Ebonheart asks, &#8220;If yer not a coward Kiril, how come yer standing here and not fighting with yer troops?&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;My troops are here. Only the weak ones follow the trap.&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo says, &#8220;Your troops are as foolish as you, Kiril.&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Kintok asks, &#8220;If I may ask&#8230;. How long have you had your eye on Puddleby, Kiril?&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;Quite a while, I have.&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood says, &#8220;It was me best chance fer promotion.&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Oleandar yells, &#8220;Fallen here&#8221;<br \/>\nElrod yells, &#8220;and here!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood spits.)<br \/>\nA monster yells, &#8220;Gar, ye&#8217;re the finest, Cap&#8217;n Drakesblood!&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood yells, &#8220;Arr!&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood has not disclosed her race, is female, is a Fighter, and is not wearing the symbol of any clan.<br \/>\nShe is holding a longsword, and she is wearing a beer keg, a shirt, a pair of pants and a pair of shoes.<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Sensi says, &#8220;kiril was wrong.. help does come&#8221;<br \/>\nKiril Drakesblood yells, &#8220;Arr!&#8221;<br \/>\nMalkor has fallen to Kiril Drakesblood.<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Highlander says, &#8220;Smack her jade&#8221;<br \/>\nTigger ponders, &#8220;nice Seph&#8221;<br \/>\nOlmy thinks, &#8220;We have her trapped south of auction house&#8221;<br \/>\nLightbringer yells, &#8220;kill her muj!&#8221;<br \/>\nPhroon says, &#8220;DIE&#8221;<br \/>\nOlmy says, &#8220;Pack her in deep.&#8221;<br \/>\nElenis Reyav says, &#8220;So she can&#8217;t pull&#8221;<br \/>\n(Sutai summons an incredible burst of purasuma magic to improve accuracy!)<br \/>\nEmer asks, &#8220;boosts anyone?&#8221;<br \/>\nNaferu says, &#8220;gonna need a buch&#8221;<br \/>\nBrimstar says, &#8220;I can hit&#8221;<br \/>\nTalin yells, &#8220;gooooo exiles!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nPhroon yells, &#8220;STOP HEALEING HER! :p&#8221;<br \/>\nWedilen asks, &#8220;WHOS HEALIN HER?&#8221;<br \/>\nCallus exclaims, &#8220;[mumbling] Capture her!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Kiril Drakesblood smiles.)<br \/>\nCallus exclaims, &#8220;[gruffly] Capture her and bring her to justice $*$&amp;!&#8221;<br \/>\nNaal asks, &#8220;WTF!?&#8221;<br \/>\nAngela yells, &#8220;be very careful cadders!!! kiril can be healed&#8221;<br \/>\nTalin yells, &#8220;kiiiiilllll herrrr&#8221;<br \/>\nOlmy says, &#8220;Okay Kir, pay us $500,000 and we&#8217;ll let you go&#8230;.. NAH&#8221;<br \/>\nElrod yells, &#8220;kill kill Kiril!!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nIndigo yells, &#8220;Death to Kiril and her minions!&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">Twilth exclaims, &#8220;ha!&#8221;<br \/>\nMalkor exclaims, &#8220;Hah!&#8221;<br \/>\nMac says, &#8220;heh&#8221;<br \/>\nBoris says, &#8220;yay&#8221;<br \/>\nMujin-kun says, &#8220;yay&#8221;<br \/>\nElise says, &#8220;She dead&#8221;<br \/>\nTonoto yells, &#8220;OOOOOOGA!&#8221;<br \/>\niTornade yells, &#8220;BEER !!&#8221;<br \/>\nOlmy thinks, &#8220;Kiril is dead!&#8221;<br \/>\nLiolel says, &#8220;shes dead&#8221;<br \/>\nHighlander says, &#8220;wee&#8221;<br \/>\nMac yells, &#8220;Oooga&#8221;<br \/>\nAldernon says, &#8220;sweet hroth&#8221;<br \/>\nBrimstar says, &#8220;Heh&#8221;<br \/>\nRael the Squonk says, &#8220;uucool&#8221;<br \/>\nElrod yells, &#8220;True Blue!&#8221;<br \/>\nLightbringer yells, &#8220;WOOOOOOOOO!&#8221;<br \/>\nPhroon yells, &#8220;THOOOM! DEAD&#8221;<br \/>\nNeko yells, &#8220;score&#8221;<br \/>\nCallus exclaims, &#8220;[gruffly] Chain her!&#8221;<br \/>\nTwilth thinks, &#8220;Kiril is dead!&#8221;<br \/>\nHrothgar yells, &#8220;ARR!&#8221;<br \/>\nTroy thinks, &#8220;Woooo!&#8221;<br \/>\nPolerand yells, &#8220;Clear out&#8221;<br \/>\nBenylin yells, &#8220;BEER !!!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Ayella cheers.)<br \/>\nDeebo says, &#8220;yay&#8221;<br \/>\nWedilen says, &#8220;Could chain her&#8221;<br \/>\nOlmy yells, &#8220;Long live the exiles!&#8221;<br \/>\n(Indigo slumps to the ground.)<br \/>\nNaal thinks, &#8220;now what!?&#8221;<br \/>\nTwilth yells, &#8220;Hurrah!&#8221;<br \/>\nDave yells, &#8220;B E E R!!&#8221;<br \/>\nJade yells, &#8220;Hail Dorthy the wicked witch is sdead!&#8221;<br \/>\nOleandar yells, &#8220;Yay!!&#8221;<br \/>\nLightbringer thinks, &#8220;WE KILLED THAT BITCH!&#8221;<br \/>\nYor yells, &#8220;Ooooga!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nMjollnir yells, &#8220;For Puddleby and King Algy&#8221;<br \/>\nReye yells, &#8220;nothing to see here&#8230; move along&#8221;<br \/>\nTalin yells, &#8220;yyyuuuuzzzzaaaa&#8221;<br \/>\n* You gain some experience.<br \/>\nLundar ponders, &#8220;fog!&#8221;<\/font><br \/><\/font><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<font face=\"Geneva\"><font size=\"-1\">[End transcript]<\/font><br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 111, Year 549 I&#8217;ve uploaded a few more transcripts of conversations with Kiril Drakesblood: Tigger yells, &#8220;Kiril&#8230;your shaks down are are saying naughty things about you, you should KILL them!&#8221; Kiril Drakesblood exclaims, &#8220;What?!&#8221; Tigger says, &#8220;It&#8217;s true.&#8221; Tigger asks, &#8220;You guys all heard right?&#8221; Kiril Drakesblood asks, &#8220;Which of you did that?&#8221; Tigger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/puddleby.com\/lundar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}